Monday, August 29, 2011

Hurricane Irene is a BEE-EYE-TEE-CEE-ACHUH



Thanks to Hurricane Irene, the Wildcat's Lair is without power right now, and not sure how soon we'll be getting power back. With that in mind, I've made the command decision to give the Lair this week off (translation: Frank refuses to work under these conditions, the lazy bastard cat). Normal insanity will resume Monday, September 5th.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Frank & Hip Get Steampunked, Episode 25


If you'd like to catch this storyline from the first episode, just go here.












* See previous episode "Frank & Hip Get Steampunked, Episode 4"



Catch the next episode on Wildcat Wednesday!

Oh, have you forgotten to submit your caption in this week's "You Write the Caption!" contest. Shame on you, if you have! Go caption it now! I'll announce the winning caption in Monday's "Ask Uncle Kerouac."

And visit the Lair on Facebook to vote on the eighth fantasy football team owner for this year's league in the Wildcat's Lair.





Thursday, August 25, 2011

Thursday Randomness: Cheaters Never Win


Next month will see two of my stories appear in different anthologies. Last week, I unveiled a bit of graphic artwork I created to promote one of those stories entitled "The Deadlands," which will appear in the anthology Four in the Hole. I'll include wallpaper versions of that graphic for your computer at the end of this entry. First off, a few details on the other short story.

I wrote "Cheaters Never Win" back in 2008. It's one of the few pieces of flash fiction I've ever written, coming in at just a little more than 500 words. The story might well be one of the darkest things I've ever written. A husband, having learned his wife has cheated on him, exacts his revenge by forcing her to take part in a deadly game. I don't want to say much more than that, lest I give too much away. After all, there's only so much one can reveal about a flash fiction story.

A local publisher, Sink/Swim Press, is including "Cheaters Never Win" in their anthology Front Porch Flash Fiction. The book comes out September 9th. They're holding a release party that night at Velocity Comics, and I can't wait to go!

I'm also excited about this anthology, because it will include stories from two friends of mine, Katharine Herndon and John Glover. I met John at last year's James River Writers Conference. Speaking of which, Katharine is the chair for this year's JRW Conference, which is being held October 7th and 8th at the Library of Virginia (you can expect me to blog about that as we get closer to the conference). I've known Katharine for many years, and my wife and I were even in a writers critique group with her called "The Ten Page Club" (or "XPC" for short). It was in this group that Katharine read an early version of my other short story, "The Deadlands." Ah, yes... that's how I bring this blog entry back to my other short story.

So, here's the wallpaper for "The Deadlands." I've included the usual sizes for your enjoyment. Nothing makes a computer look more chipper (or would that be "chipperer?") than a picture of the end of the world.

               

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Frank & Hip Get Steampunked, Episode 24


If you'd like to catch this storyline from the first episode, just go here.






* "International Bureau of Draconic Affairs"













Catch the next episode on Frank Friday!

Don't forget to submit your caption in this week's "You Write the Caption!" contest. I'll announce the winning caption in Monday's "Ask Uncle Kerouac."

And visit the Lair on Facebook to vote on the eighth fantasy football team owner for this year's league in the Wildcat's Lair.





Tuesday, August 23, 2011

You Write the Caption! Week 20




I'm noticing that the more obscure pictures seem to produce the most captions, so I gotta think this one from Frank's RavenCon Adventure in 2008 will certainly inspire you. Have at it, folks!



I'll reveal the winning caption on Monday, in the next episode of "Ask Uncle Kerouac." You can check out yesterday's "Ask Uncle Kerouac" to see the winner for last week's caption contest.

Don't forget to catch tomorrow's Wildcat Wednesday episode of my webcomic when Frank and Hip continue their steampunk adventure.





Monday, August 22, 2011

Ask Uncle Kerouac, Episode 21




Feel free to share each week's episode of "Ask Uncle Kerouac" by embedding it in your own blogs, Facebook profiles, what have you.

And don't forget you can get Uncle Kerouac's advice by sending your questions to him at AskUncleK@gmail.com.

Don't forget to come back tomorrow for the latest picture in our weekly You Write the Caption contest.

And if you haven't voted on who should be the eighth fantasy football team owner for this year's league in the Wildcat's Lair, then go to Facebook now to make your choice known.





Friday, August 19, 2011

Frank & Hip Get Steampunked, Episode 23


If you'd like to catch this storyline from the first episode, just go here.















Catch the next episode on Wildcat Wednesday!

You still have time to submit your caption in this week's "You Write the Caption!" contest. I'll announce the winning caption in Monday's "Ask Uncle Kerouac."

And visit the Lair on Facebook to vote on the eighth fantasy football team owner for this year's league in the Wildcat's Lair.





Thursday, August 18, 2011

Thursday Randomness: The Deadlands


I'm enjoying a bit of a writer's high this year. Two of my short stories will be in different anthologies next month, and just six days ago, I finished the rough draft to my WIP, a young adult novel about a teenage vampire hunter. For today, I'm going to use my "Thursday Randomness" to spend some time plugging one of the short stories, "The Deadlands."



To help promote my story within the anthology Four in the Hole, I created a picture which is inspired by a scene within my story, a shot of Interstate 95 covered in wrecked cars. Yes, when the end of the world arrives, it makes a mess. There's just a small problem here. There's no one place a writer can go to snap a picture of an interstate all messed up like the above picture. Fortunately, I am not just a writer, I'm a graphic artist.

On August 4th, I received the good news in my e-mail about "The Deadlands" being the opening story to an anthology. The next day, the kids piled into the car with me on my quest to build an interstate in total disarray. The part with the kids coming along is clearly the real challenge here, but God bless their hyperactive hearts, they stuck it out like champs. No small task there, because it was a hot day, and all the stuff I needed pictures of was outdoors.

Our first stop was the Hermitage Road overpass to I-95. The kids earned their room and board here, because I couldn't park on the bridge. We went about a block away and hoofed it with my tripod and camera in hand. Ideally, I needed a shot of the interstate without any cars on it. "But wait," you might say, "what about the wrecked cars?" Well, I was going to have to add those in myself, unless I could cook up a way to manufacture a major, mass casualty traffic crash on the spot, and since neither of the kids was willing to jump over to start said chain reaction crash, I was gonna have to add in the wrecked cars later via graphic art magic.

I snapped more than 90 pictures of I-95 and not once was I lucky enough to get a car-free picture of the interstate. Fate did offer me lots of big gaps here and there, so what I did was combine the pictures with the best gaps until I got a relatively car-free picture of I-95.



From there, it was off to find some smashed up cars, and fortunately, I knew the perfect place to find some. Our next stop in this adventure was not a wrecker yard. Oh no. We went to Henrico County's Fire Training facility. Quite a few years ago, I took part in a citizens fire academy, so I knew the Division of Fire kept a bunch of messed up cars out there to practice extracting people who get trapped in car wrecks. Boy, did we ever hit paydirt. Not only did we score messed up cars, but we found a wrecked bus and tanker placed on its side.



Pictures complete, it was back here to my laptop where I cut out the pictures of the cars. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough cars to cover the interstate without reusing a few, but I just changed their color a bit and flipped them around and the like, and more than a week later, even I'm not sure where all the duplicates are in this picture.

Originally, I was going to just have the promotional image be of the smashed up interstate, but wasn't really working for me. I found it looked better when I washed out a lot of the color, so I tossed in an image of what most will only see as some red circle. Obviously, it's not just a circle. It's actually an important element to the story, but you'll have to read "The Deadlands" to find out exactly what it is.



All that done, it was time to add in the promotional elements: the title of my story, a tagline and when it's coming out--which is next month. I made a few versions of this, one to put at the end of my comic strips, another for the side panel of the Lair and of course, wallpaper for computer screens everywhere.



Next week, I'll post the wallpapers for your computers, and I'll offer a little insight into the other anthology my writing will appear in next month. Be sure to revisit the Lair then, and don't forget to catch the next episode of my comic strip tomorrow.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Frank & Hip Get Steampunked, Episode 22


If you'd like to catch this storyline from the first episode, just go here.





















Catch the next episode on Frank Friday!

And don't forget to submit your caption in this week's "You Write the Caption!" contest. I'll announce the winning caption in Monday's "Ask Uncle Kerouac."

And go to Facebook to vote on the eighth fantasy football team owner for this year's league in the Wildcat's Lair.